The Ultimate Sequel from Hollywood
Written by Donald L Hughes, Fall 2013
Plot: A post-apocalyptic world where the White House is destroyed, and zombies are roaming the country. An evil corporation is in charge of the government, and the lost masses must rely on a few beautiful people to save them and the planet, but not hurt any wildlife or the ocean, and only destroy the inner cities. The police are dispatched, but are totally bumbling idiots and in constant conflict with the FBI over jurisdiction, whom in turn are just as stupid. A secret government agency known as Section 6 is also dispatched to bring down the evil corporation, but their only job seems to be driving a fleet of black SUV’s speedily down the interstate, which has a bridge out, and shooting at and blowing up a semi tractor-trailer with some unknown, highly explosive and flammable substance, and can balance on 9 wheels for several miles. In the mean time, a father-daughter team is on the trail of an anti-virus, but the father is dim witted, slow and old fashioned, and the daughter is super intelligent with computers and knows karate and ninja techniques so she leads her silly dad thru complex mazes and street gangs that dance to see which gang has the best moves. The evil corporation is run by a vampire that needs an ancient relic to survive, and his minions have to fight off werewolves and Section 6 with robots that can turn into every day items and cool cars. The President of the United States, played by Morgan Freeman, is on Air Force One and is being protected by the Secret Service while talking to an MSNBC reporter about the importance of saving the planet, even though no one watches that network. The Washington Times, or Post, or something, is working tirelessly on getting the news out (which really illustrates this is a fiction movie) about the evil corporation and how we need the government to save us. The zombies eat Congress and some radio talk show hosts, and a super-hero team of beautiful people come together to create a time-warp and start the world over with the survivors all wearing robes, and having a picnic in a park in the ruins of San Francisco while feeding the dolphins and singing in perfect harmony.
Cast: Morgan Freeman, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Sandra Bullock as the brilliant scientist/doctor, Ryan Reynolds, Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow, Angelina Jolie, with Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal as the un-edited zombies.
If I wasn’t dead I would like to be in that movie. You need to write that script but it is day to day of what is going on. Coming soon…. to a theater near you. Lol.
Just tell me one thing: when is the cameo of Chuck Norris?